let's get intimate

Pick your birth month:

january - talented
febuary - lowlife
march - immature
april - wild
may - exciting
june - weird
july - selfish
august - hot
september - scary
october - messed up
november - cool
december - sexy


Pick the color shirt you have on:

pink - cupcake sales person
blue - hooker
red - bartender
green - engineer
purple - Mc Donalds worker
white - pole dancer
yellow - taxi driver
black - chef
orange - homeless
gray - stripper
no shirt - millionaire
other - celebrity


Pick the day you were born:

1 - who once dated mick jagger
2 - that hates kids
3 - who is an attention seeker
4 - who is an axe murderer
5 - who sucks at reading
6 - who licks peoples toes
7 - who kills kids, especially brats
8 - who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
9 - that loves island hopping
10 - who always bullshits a bullshitter
11 - that is cheating on someone for money
12 - who never brushes their hair
13 - who strips to pay for bills
14 - who is a gold digger
15 - who needs to brush their teeth
16 - who is secretly bi
17 - that is a whore
18 - who is anorexic
19 - who wants sex
20 - that owns two siamese fighting fish
21- that wants to have chinese food
22 - that is obsessed with cam-whoring
23 - who loves cats
24 - that wants to be in love
25 - who is a bookworm
26 - who will never have luck in sex
27 - who is a drug addict
28 - who wears neon-coloured leotards to work
29 - who takes naked pictures of themselves
30 - who will stay in the same place forever
31 - that wants a vibrator

so today i'm the sexy engineer who wants a vibrator. wow. pandai dia teka keperluan aku sekarang. haha!

now do yours and post it in the comment section or...
THE BOOGIE MAN WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER! BOO!!!