turn me on

tak tahu kenapa. one fine day, i heard meet uncle hussain on the radio. suddenly i got goosebumps all over. i've heard them before on t.v. for Kami. but that particular one fine day, i thought he sounded so fucken sexy. so as elle & i was lying around the living hall, with my face close to hers, i asked:
"vocal meet uncle hussain tu seksi ke?" elle groaned.
"is that all that matters to you? seksi?" memang bengang gila muka dia. so i told her about my one fine day story. she said:
"diaorang dah tua. takkan kau tak pernah tengok?"
memang aku tak pernah tengok. loser gila, not even on magazine. & i totally forgot about googling them up. i don't feel like it. if you're reading this, mr. vocal of meet uncle hussain, i think your voice is very sexy & i wouldn't mind doing it with you with your song blaring on the laptop. but then again, it'll be too weird for you, listening to your own voice, ain't it? i have to admit that i get turned on by a lot of stuff. like, arthur conan doyle's sherlock holmes series or listening to placebo's running up that hill. or reading SDN. i think most of you girls feels the same way too. two thumbs up for you writers who managed to turn us on even without writing anything about sex. if all these while you've been denying the goosebumps whenever you listen to muse or saw a snippet of some guy's nice solid stomach as he flipped his shirt up, stop. just admit to it. it's normal to be having nice dirty thoughts. i once thought the intro of bittersweet's big black hole (going into) kind of generated my sex drive. secara terang-terangan, aku suka alaq. alaq yang mana satu? go figure. it's like this: anything with nafsu (for anything. not only sex) turns me on. mysteriousness turns me on. songs with deep, deep meanings turns me on. stone revival's guitar riff yang dia suka main untuk soundcheck turns me on. kisses on the neck turns me on. okay. sampai sini saja.

but for the record, here's a list of songs yang 'boleh membantu':
• placebo - running up that hill
• bic runga - precious thing
• n.e.r.d. - she wants to move
• meet uncle hussain - lagu untukmu
• jamiroquai - blow your mind
• bittersweet - get it on
• placebo - meds
• blonde redhead - elephant woman
• zimpala - can't fall asleep
• carburetor dung - mari menyanyi menjilat (live show)
• st germain - sure thing
• jimi hendrix - fire
• alex kid feat ian james whitelaw - turn it around again
• portishead - roads
• force vomit - lastnight i said goodbye
• placebo - protege moi (i know. placebo lagi)